ursorum: im trying not to judge books by their covers but
bynesexual: when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in on
Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out. Then fuck it some more.– Charles Bukowski, from Selected Letters Vol. 4 (via minervaowl)
succeeded: my life goal is to be a milf
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs